So. Do I still have a job or something? Is it just me or have a lot of people suddenly gone missing. Hello? Don't leave me alone here with the junk food junkie!

I told you the Puma shoes don't count, Grif.

Sarge? Doc? Command? Anyone? Seriously, at this point I'd even welcome a message from Donut or Lopez. COME IN LOPEZ. Que...est something.... ( Read more... )

Work's been kind of quiet lately. What's up with that? Not that I'm complaining or anything, just... what the fuck man.

Hey Grif, got another message from HQ. They say shoes don't count. Sorry. I tried to reason with them but they said it definitely has to be a real live puma.

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I can NOT believe he is falling for this. Sarge would be so proud ( Read more... )

The fuck.

Grif, What the fuck did you do with all my clothes you fucking cokbi-

AAAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ffffff [The audio ends in a fit of very loud laughter and the sound of clicking buttons]